If standards agencies were run like higher education, the meter would now be less than a yard (about 5% less).1
If the
Prime Minister (£142,500/yr) were paid like the average University VC
(£235,000/yr), he would be making around £681 Million/yr.2
If cafes were
like higher education, they would have more than one person standing around for
everyone serving you coffee (not people standing around when they should be
serving coffee but standing around to manage, administer, and provide support).3
Footnotes:
1) Between
1995 and 2013 the proportion of 2.1 and firsts increased by about 14% according
to the data here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_inflation.
Yes, it is wikipedia...
... but this
article says there may have been grade inflation in first class degrees: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/9792964/Number-of-first-class-degrees-has-tripled-since-late-90s.html.
... and this article
thinks so too: http://www.independent.co.uk/student/student-life/why-are-so-many-more-firsts-being-awarded-than-ever-before-8456150.html
... and this
article documents that at Cambridge the first class degree proportion grew from
about 10% in 1960 to 22% in 2005. During that time the proportion of 2.1
degrees increased from 24% to 50% in the same period.
There are always doubters.There are claims that
when controlled for A-level grades little or no inflation has occurred (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-25811702)
...
... not that there was any grade inflation in A-levels! No never... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-23695270.
2) Assume that
the average VC serves a population of 20,000 students. This means that a VC
gets about £11.75/student. The Prime Minister serves a population of about 58
million people. At £11.75/person that is about £681 million a year. The PM may
be underpaid.
3) Academic
staff make up 47.5% of the UK HE sectors employees. People on hourly paid and
zero hours contracts were not included in that statistic. Data are here: http://www.ecu.ac.uk/publications/files/equality-in-he-stats-report-2012-staff.pdf
.
Note: this
is not a UK only phenomenon. See for instance:
http://chronicle.com/article/Administrative-Bloat-How-Much/135500/
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-14/bureaucrats-paid-250-000-feed-outcry-over-college-costs.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-14/bureaucrats-paid-250-000-feed-outcry-over-college-costs.html